Some days, I don't want to do the dishes for the 17th time before lunch
Some days I wonder how much I could get paid to film segments on the imaginary sports channel "Extreme Multi Tasking"

Some days, I wonder what if getting "caught up" with the laundry would make me a better person.

Some days I wonder if the cows get tired of Kevin taking pictures of them
Some days I wonder why my whole life seems to be a permanent opposite day.
I think I have to console myself that its a good thing some day isn't everyday, or even most days, it just happens to be today.