- Strawberries will not jam if they are too wet. Even washing them can upset the delicate balance of water to pectin (lets not get into weeks of rain). Leaving them to dry for a few hours after washing is often necessary. Particularly sodden berries often require the addition of rhubarb, raspberries, or apple pectin.
- "Once begun is half done" only applies in certain circumstances. Exclusions include but are not limited to:
- The washing...starting is the easy part
- Picking up little tiny pieces of Playmobil. This is the task that NEVER ends.
- The correct way to hand-wash dishes is to wash cutlery first, then glasses and cups, moving on to plates and bowls, then pots. This is to ensure that things that go IN your mouth are washed with the cleanest water. The position of glasses and cutlery may be reversed if and only if dinner was particularly greasy and may hamper the sparkling shine.
- Having babies that sleep through the night does not make one a better parent, only a better rested one.
- Being at home all day with small children can be like being pecked to death by ducks, whilst at the same time being the most wonderful and amazing thing one ever does. Yesterday's work included playing circus as Ellis "tightrope walked" on the low walls all the way to town.
- On days where the pecking outweighs the wonder, the magical combination of wine + hot bath + crazy-loud African pop can turn it all around.
- Clean sheets straight off the line are worth doing laundry for.
- Toys are essentially pointless. Cats, camping gear and sticks are all one really needs.
- The kinds of friends that one wants coming round to the house are the kind one doesn't feel the need to clean for.
